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Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby Mike4 » June 28th, 2024, 12:32 am

Today I bought a pint of milk.

From the "Sell by" date I think it will last longer than Rishi Sunak.

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Re: Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby UncleEbenezer » June 28th, 2024, 12:55 am

Mike4 wrote:Today I bought a pint of milk.

From the "Sell by" date I think it will last longer than Rishi Sunak.

Milk? Pah!

I'm voting for the Lettuce Party! I guess the recent e.coli outbreak must mean Sunak has outlasted the lettuce?

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Re: Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby jaizan » June 28th, 2024, 7:32 pm

Mike4 wrote:From the "Sell by" date I think it will last longer than Rishi Sunak.


UHT ?

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Re: Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby Mike4 » June 28th, 2024, 8:26 pm

jaizan wrote:
Mike4 wrote:From the "Sell by" date I think it will last longer than Rishi Sunak.


UHT ?


No!

I think he will bottle it in less than a week.

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Re: Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby DrFfybes » June 28th, 2024, 9:55 pm

Mike4 wrote:Today I bought a pint of milk.

From the "Sell by" date I think it will last longer than Rishi Sunak.


From last night's telly I think it might last longer than Biden :(

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Re: Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby Mike4 » June 28th, 2024, 10:00 pm

DrFfybes wrote:
Mike4 wrote:Today I bought a pint of milk.

From the "Sell by" date I think it will last longer than Rishi Sunak.


From last night's telly I think it might last longer than Biden :(


The Democrats must be creaming themselves....

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Re: Today I bought a pint of milk...

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Postby MuddyBoots » June 28th, 2024, 10:04 pm

jaizan wrote: UHT ?


No, just lukewarm pasterurised.


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