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The lift

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The lift

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Postby Nemo » June 4th, 2024, 10:12 am

I stopped to give a lift to a man.

We chatted about a few things and then he asked if I was worried that he might be giving a lift to a serial killer.

I replied, not really as the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely high

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Re: The lift

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Postby Watis » June 4th, 2024, 10:19 am

Nemo wrote:I stopped to give a lift to a man.

We chatted about a few things and then he asked if I was worried that he might be giving a lift to a serial killer.

I replied, not really as the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely high



Did you mean . . .

I stopped to give a lift to a man.

We chatted about a few things and then he asked if I was worried that *I* might be giving a lift to a serial killer.

I replied, not really as the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely *low*

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Re: The lift

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Postby kempiejon » June 4th, 2024, 8:44 pm

I farted in a lift the other day.

Wrong on so many levels.


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