The Lemon Fool

GP told me I've got electile dysfunction, which is the inability to get aroused by any of the parties standing for election.

Very common in men of my age, apparently.

The Chinese are sending us 100 tons of Viagra in case we have problems with our elections

Never mind that ........how did you get a GP visit?

Japan's UK state visit to go ahead despite election

Look, I'm just pleased to see you.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cxww0e2xlnxo

There's nothing worse than swallowing too many blue pills, getting an election that won't go away and you know no matter how many times you have to keep at it the missus is never gonna give you full marx.

Blimey, now you know you've made a right cock of it all, those pills must be fakes from India.

WickedLester wrote:There's nothing worse than swallowing too many blue pills, getting an election that won't go away and you know no matter how many times you have to keep at it the missus is never gonna give you full marx.

It could be worse. Imagine if you got the blue pills mixed up with your dementia medication. A permanent stiffy, and no idea what you were supposed to do with it?

BJ

bungeejumper wrote:

WickedLester wrote:There's nothing worse than swallowing too many blue pills, getting an election that won't go away and you know no matter how many times you have to keep at it the missus is never gonna give you full marx.

It could be worse. Imagine if you got the blue pills mixed up with your dementia medication. A permanent stiffy, and no idea what you were supposed to do with it?

BJ

The nurse gave grandad a pill every night, stopped him falling out of bed.

Gerry557 wrote:

bungeejumper wrote:It could be worse. Imagine if you got the blue pills mixed up with your dementia medication. A permanent stiffy, and no idea what you were supposed to do with it?

BJ

The nurse gave grandad a pill every night, stopped him falling out of bed.

To stop him rolling out of bed.

Good effort though. We need more in the same vein.

Tedx wrote:

Gerry557 wrote:The nurse gave grandad a pill every night, stopped him falling out of bed.

To stop him rolling out of bed.

Good effort though. We need more in the same vein.

I dunno, at that age it would probably make grandad quite vain.

Bought some Viagra eye drops recently, made me look hard.

kempiejon wrote:Bought some Viagra eye drops recently, made me look hard.

Reminds me of when I was scouring the neighborhood, looking for our cat.

Couldn't find him.

My wife said I should look harder.

So I drank ten pints, got my head shaved, arms tattooed and a giant gold ring in my ear.

Still couldn't find him!


Steve

My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles last night

I took him straight to the vet and they kept him in overnight.

I'm waiting for news.

Still no word yet.