Overexcitement

[stewamax]

My post this morning was four leaflets.
The first three were ‘Vote for me’ from Lib Dem, Reform and the Tories.
The fourth was emblazoned in large purple lettering: “Millions of women have bladder leaks”

Given the overwhelming excitement engendered by the first three I am not (yawn…) surprised (snore…).

[TUK020]

Does that mean you are going to vote for the Bladder Leak party?

[UncleEbenezer]

Does that mean you are going to vote for the Bladder Leak party?

Is that where you end up if you overdo it with the Bring-a-Bottle Party?

I thought that modern gynaecology meant most women fare no worse than the chaps any more in the bladder. Which is why perfume is no longer the "normal" gift to give your granny.

[stewamax]

I thought that modern gynaecology meant most women fare no worse than the chaps any more in the bladder.

Hmmm....

- male pipework is significantly longer than female pipework: a dribble has farther to dribble with more chance of a muscle-squeeze impeding its journey. (Indwelling and intermittent [once-off] urinary catheters for men are much longer than those for women.)

- chaps, particularly senescent chaps, have the opposite impediment: BPH. Whether chapesses would trade an occasional (and often stress related) dribble for this involuntary and sometimes draconian stop-cock can only be answered by them.