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A few days early, I think
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Re: A few days early, I think
"Thorpe Park Hyperia is so tall riders can collect air miles"
A marketing triumph. Air miles for going on a ride 230ft high. Less than 100 yards up!
OB joke:
A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"
The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"
A marketing triumph. Air miles for going on a ride 230ft high. Less than 100 yards up!
OB joke:
A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"
The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"
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Re: A few days early, I think
That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric?Mike4 wrote:A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"
The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"
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Re: A few days early, I think
So the barman pours him a whisky, "That'll be £7.50, Tell me why this bar we don't see many horses in here."
"At £7.50 for a drink I'm not surprised."
2 customers are watching and listening from a far table, one turns to the other and says "Oh look at that a talking horse."
"At £7.50 for a drink I'm not surprised."
2 customers are watching and listening from a far table, one turns to the other and says "Oh look at that a talking horse."
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Re: A few days early, I think
csearle wrote:That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric?Mike4 wrote:A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"
The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"C.
Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk
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Re: A few days early, I think
I stand correctedkiloran wrote:csearle wrote:That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric?C.
Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk
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Re: A few days early, I think
csearle wrote:I stand correctedkiloran wrote:Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk. (Sorry Mike for doubting.) C.
No prob!
That however, is a different "Eric", I've spotted it's brown not white.
(I know a lot about horses, I expect you can all tell.)
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