The Lemon Fool

A white horse goes into 'The White Horse' pub.
"Our pub's named after you" says the Landlord.
"What," says the horse "your pub's called 'Trevor'?"

When I was at skool the joke went like this...

A white horse goes into a pub and asks for a double whisky.

The barman asks "What brand would you like? We have Johnnie Walker, Grants, Bells, Teachers, and we even have a whisky named after you!"

The white horse says "What? You have a whisky called 'Eric'?!"

Hi Brightncheerful.

A perhaps more accurate response would be

"What," says the horse "your pub's called 'Richard'?"

But perhaps that has cryptic elements.

Regards, Newroad

Not one of them opened with "why the long face?"?

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.lager please?".

Barman says "Why the big pause?"