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The Way to a Girl's Heart
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The Way to a Girl's Heart
Why is it if you buy a bird perfume she decides you must think she's perfect?
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
WickedLester wrote:Why is it if you buy a bird perfume she decides you must think she's perfect?
I used to have a parrot but I never bought him perfume.
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
Mike4 wrote:WickedLester wrote:Why is it if you buy a bird perfume she decides you must think she's perfect?
I used to have a parrot but I never bought him perfume.
I bet he wouldn't stop rabbiting about it.
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
WickedLester wrote:Why is it if you buy a bird perfume she decides you must think she's perfect?
What part of Southend are you from?
Julian F. G. W.
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
jfgw wrote:WickedLester wrote:Why is it if you buy a bird perfume she decides you must think she's perfect?
What part of Southend are you from?
Julian F. G. W.
Westcliff.
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
To buy a girl perfume surely signals you think she smells worse than the perfume.
That's harsh, even if she's utterly incontinent. Unless she's a smoker.
That's harsh, even if she's utterly incontinent. Unless she's a smoker.
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
UncleEbenezer wrote:To buy a girl perfume surely signals you think she smells worse than the perfume.
That's harsh, even if she's utterly incontinent. Unless she's a smoker.
But isn't smell an intensely personal and subjective thing?
An aromatic mix of stale beer, cheap perfume and desperation can be intoxicating.
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Lootman wrote:An aromatic mix of stale beer, cheap perfume and desperation can be intoxicating.
Is that what makes you incontinent?
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
Lootman wrote:But isn't smell an intensely personal and subjective thing? An aromatic mix of stale beer, cheap perfume and desperation can be intoxicating.
Here in Rutland we rely on wafts of horse-poo and dung-spreading.
But we are rightly suspicious of anything emanating from further south than the River Welland, so the typical 'Sarfend' breath and armpit reek is a satanic abomination.
But I guess if you are desparate ...
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stewamax wrote:Lootman wrote:But isn't smell an intensely personal and subjective thing? An aromatic mix of stale beer, cheap perfume and desperation can be intoxicating.
Here in Rutland we rely on wafts of horse-poo and dung-spreading.
But we are rightly suspicious of anything emanating from further south than the River Welland, so the typical 'Sarfend' breath and armpit reek is a satanic abomination.
But I guess if you are desparate ...
Sounds good to me, but who's turn is it to be daddy?
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
kempiejon wrote:I thought it was crack the chest and spread the ribs?
You old romantic!
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Re: The Way to a Girl's Heart
kempiejon wrote:I thought it was crack the chest and spread the ribs?
An novel idea for a Valentine card perhaps? Except that you might get a crack on the head in loving appreciation.
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