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Christmas

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Postby Tedx » December 2nd, 2023, 9:21 am

According to my chocolate advent calendar, it's Christmas tomorrow.

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Re: Christmas

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Postby Tedx » December 13th, 2023, 8:46 pm

After all this choc I'm going on a weight loss program come the turn of the year.

The diet involves wearing extremely thick winter ski gloves that prevents you opening the chocolate wrappers or the crisp packets. You should wear them for 16 hours at least.

I believe it's called Intermitten fasting.

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Re: Christmas

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Postby UncleEbenezer » December 13th, 2023, 9:57 pm

Tedx wrote:After all this choc I'm going on a weight loss program come the turn of the year.

The diet involves wearing extremely thick winter ski gloves that prevents you opening the chocolate wrappers or the crisp packets. You should wear them for 16 hours at least.

I believe it's called Intermitten fasting.

You may find yourself becoming expert in opening things without using your hands. The mouth is pretty versatile. And you'll probably need to refine your technique for posting to lemonfool!

/me just indulged in a (Thai) meal out. For once I didn't overeat. Or have I just become so blasé about it that it didn't feel like overeating?

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Re: Christmas

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Postby Tedx » December 13th, 2023, 10:01 pm

I use speech to text to post office to Lemon Fuel.



Doesn't everyone?

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Re: Christmas

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Postby csearle » December 13th, 2023, 10:35 pm

Tedx wrote:I use speech to text to post office to Lemon Fuel.



Doesn't everyone?
Host of us.

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Re: Christmas

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Postby Tedx » December 20th, 2023, 7:49 pm

https://youtu.be/ytsfZlUNEeQ?si=Sk2yRw06wwwEDGUz

Merry Christmas from the Conservative party

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Re: Christmas

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Postby bungeejumper » December 21st, 2023, 8:43 am

Tedx wrote:https://youtu.be/ytsfZlUNEeQ?si=Sk2yRw06wwwEDGUz

Merry Christmas from the Conservative party

Brilliant! :lol:

BJ

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Re: Christmas

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Postby Tedx » January 4th, 2024, 4:40 pm

Perineuyear (noun)

The space between Christmas and New Year

Sounds about right to me.


(Taken from Private Eye magazine)

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Re: Christmas

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Postby Leothebear » January 4th, 2024, 9:15 pm

Tedx wrote:Perineuyear (noun)

The space between Christmas and New Year

Sounds about right to me.


(Taken from Private Eye magazine)


My guess is that New Year is the anus, right?


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