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Boxing Day sales

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Postby brightncheerful » December 31st, 2023, 10:20 am

Decided, for the first time, to try the Sales - it's doing my head in.
Went to Boots; they don't sell boots.
Went to Currys, but they don't sell curry.
Went to Selfridges, but they don't sell fridges...
And as for Virgin Megastore, what a ruddy letdown that was!
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Re: Boxing Day sales

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Postby kempiejon » December 31st, 2023, 1:28 pm

I felt much the same way about my topless bus journeys.
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Re: Boxing Day sales

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Postby jfgw » December 31st, 2023, 1:32 pm

Screwfix were a bit of a letdown too!


Julian F. G. W.
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Re: Boxing Day sales

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Postby UncleEbenezer » January 1st, 2024, 7:14 am

jfgw wrote:Screwfix were a bit of a letdown too!


Julian F. G. W.

A bit oldfashioned for today's Pinchers, Bones and the like?
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Re: Boxing Day sales

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Postby Gerry557 » January 1st, 2024, 12:51 pm

Fcuk might be more along your lines. Not sure if it's just for those with dyslexic issues :o
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Re: Boxing Day sales

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Postby Bubblesofearth » January 1st, 2024, 4:21 pm

OH wanted to go to Monsoon but it was tipping it down.
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Postby mannannan » January 4th, 2024, 10:37 am

So, where did you go NEXT?
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Postby Tedx » January 4th, 2024, 11:26 am

Gerry557 wrote:Fcuk might be more along your lines. Not sure if it's just for those with dyslexic issues :o


I've always enjoyed going to Mountain Whorehouse
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Re: Boxing Day sales

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Postby Gerry557 » January 4th, 2024, 12:45 pm

I think I can get 10% discount there :shock:
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